My name is Haley, kinda like the comet.
I swear A LOT.
I'm probably the funniest person you'd ever meet.
It's almost impossible to embarrass me.
I like making people feel uncomfortable, but in a good way, not in a she's-raping-my-soul kind of way. Make sense?
But I'm a thoughtful person, I love making people laugh and happy.
I love animals more than anything.
And I love music and art,
and all that hippie shit.
I love you.